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superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

wohtevah:

katharos-andreios:

themindofmeemilie:

mellarking:

t-u-m-b-l-r-mifflin:

amygloriouspond:

scrickiras:

click and drag.



YOU JUST DONT FUCKING DO THAT

I CAN’T

SIT IN THE CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’VE DONE

I’M NOT EVEN IN THIS FANDOM AND THAT HURT

NO FUCK YOU

THIS WAS NEVER OKAY

NO FUCK YOU

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

wohtevah:

katharos-andreios:

themindofmeemilie:

mellarking:

t-u-m-b-l-r-mifflin:

amygloriouspond:

scrickiras:

click and drag.

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YOU JUST DONT FUCKING DO THAT

I CAN’T

SIT IN THE CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’VE DONE

I’M NOT EVEN IN THIS FANDOM AND THAT HURT

NO FUCK YOU

THIS WAS NEVER OKAY

NO FUCK YOU

Parental: You don't really do anything on the internet
Me: Tonight you will see the northern lights here
Me: Salem had traces of LSD in their water and that's why the witch trials happened
Me: There are small rubber balls that are invisible in water, so you can kill your enemies
Me: If you kill someone in an unregistered boat in international waters you can't be tried for murder
Me: I can get out of a box buried underground
Me: If you bury someone underground and bury a dog's body a few feet above it, the police will stop searching there
Me:
Me: I also ship destiel

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

thisisbud:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

thistechgirlisonfire:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

Sh*t, it’s 2am, I meant to go to Bed Several Hours Ago: An Autobiography

Oops, It’s 4am, I Should Probably Go to Bed: A Memoir.

Bloody Hell, Is that the Sunrise?: A Thrilling Conclusion to the Trilogy of Regret

Fuck it, I’ll Just Attempt to Stay Up ‘Till Sundown: A Spin-Off 

What Fucking Day Is It Anymore?: The Movie Adaptation

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

timelordy-teganbreann:

hurpaderp:

thearchtivist:

Bathroom with glass floor, overlooking a 15 story elevator shaft. 

In case you needed help shitting yourself.

omg that comment though

Look on the bright side, it’s a lot easier to kill someone in the bathroom. Just throw them through the floor and try not to fall in with them,

giraffeswithwings:

You can make me one and send it to me :)

I’ll send you some! I’ll throw in a few cupcakes too

Dude. Promise? don’t play with my heart :/

giraffeswithwings:

Sitting in bed making myself some bracelets

You can make me one and send it to me :)

giraffeswithwings:

Sitting in bed making myself some bracelets

You can make me one and send it to me :)

vangoghstars:

sparkafterdark:

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.

for the constellations of your skin to brush against
the earth of mine
i…

foodtrucker:

when your ear finally unpops and everything is in HD and you start hearing things you’ve never heard before

theanti90smovement:

get this picture of bill clinton playing sax 100,000 notes. the future of mankind depends on it

theanti90smovement:

get this picture of bill clinton playing sax 100,000 notes. the future of mankind depends on it

ragingcanadian:

when dean acts like a completely uncivilized moron and sam is visibly mortified

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serpenscape:

Hey, you.

Yeah, you, the person who looks incredibly bored. Yeah, you. I’m talking to you.

You have really nice eyes.

I like your smile, too, because it means you’re happy, and I like it when you’re happy.

Now keep on scrolling because this is really embarrassing for me, okay?

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