childblood: puppetcams: The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s” omfg
xere-the-sun-risesx: WESTBORO BAPTIST IS ACTIVE IN NORMAN TODAY, AND THEY ARE BY NO MEANS WELCOME. THEY ARE PLANNING TO PROTEST THE FUNERALS OF CHILDREN KILLED IN THE RECENT TORNADO. SHOW THEM WHAT AN ANGRY OKIE IS LIKE, Y’ALL! REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG!
Greek Pantheon Asks
Aphrodite: What do you find attractive in a partner?
Apollo: Favourite song?
Ares: If you had to fight someone in a duel, what would be your weapon of choice?
Artemis: Favourite animal?
Athena: Do you have any special talents?
Demeter: Favourite food?
Dionysus: Favourite drink?
Hades: If you could meet a person from history, who would it be and why?
Hephaestus: If you could learn a skill instantly, what would you choose?
Hera: Do you want to get married and/or have children?
Hermes: Where in the world would you most like to visit?
Hestia: Where do you most want to live?
Poseidon: If you were shipwrecked on a tropical island, what would you want to have with you?
Zeus: If you ruled the world, what would you change?
freakvevo: *gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*
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Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
I Am The Spud-Buster: lesbianfosure: spud-buster:... →
lesbianfosure: spud-buster: lesbianfosure: spud-buster: lesbianfosure: Don’t you hate it when you graduate high school and those people that were once not beautiful butterflies turn into sexy mutherfuckin unicorns Oh lord I was ugly as shit in high school. Seriously,…
googlehomie: ahh school… *inhales deeply* the sweet smell of a flawed education system and high stress levels
Tim Burton: Hey Johnny, I have this new mov-...
Johnny Depp: Yes.
legendariess: Are you a or a
deucebowl: How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?
pandalot: You are good at something, stop lying to yourself. You’re good at breaking down comic book plots, cooking ramen perfectly, making your friends happy, knowing the time without looking at a clock, getting the perfect ending at RPG’s, or figuring out the twist ending to movies. Don’t let society tell you your talents are meaningless because they don’t serve an economical purpose. Your...
I’d kill for a cupcake rn, but I’d trade one of those cupcakes for you.
shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night you guys think I’m joking??
Me: I'm Hungary
Me: There's Norway I'm feeding you
thehawklegacy: If you ever see me with a shirt on of a show, movie or whatever on it that you love too you have the right to sit your ass down in front of me and start talking my public representation of my fandoms is an invitation to come and talk to me about it
Sunset & Vine: Recipe: Pumpkin Muffins with Cream... →
sunset-vine: To continue with the pumpkin theme, this recipe from Athena Plichta looks divine. She also is the photographer of these absolutely gorgeous photos. To find out more about Athena, and more on this recipe, click here! Pumpkin Muffins with Cream Cheese Filling Recipe from …
shesjustanotherlesbian: I was in Starbucks and I said my name was Lord Voldemort. When my drink was ready, the cashier didn’t say ‘He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named’, she just said Lord Voldemort. I was disappointed, until I heard another cashier say “you can’t say his name!” Her response? “Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself” Needless to say I wasn’t disappointed.